Some Elypisis-z

HERES SOME ELYPISIS-Z!!!!!

Today my friend told me that Kevin doesn’t sell cars, and that Gualamala is not a type of banjo. And that Olives cannot control the society. She also told me that Spider-Man isn’t a type of Coca-nut. Also that pancakes can’t cover an entier school. She also told me that 63-209 doesn’t equal Jelly Beans. How stupid is SHE?

Yesterday I pushed a pull door and when I got to the next place I needed to be I pulled a push door. When the owner of the store came out and saw what I was doing she told me to take my buisiness elsewhere. I also went to school on a saterday because I thought it was thursday, and when the janitor kicked me out I asked him if it is pizza day tommorow and he called me a freak. Then when I went to my friend’s house and when I told her what happened she laughed at me. I went to the post office and delivered my left shoe to 123 fake st. north ohio. It came back the next day with a note that sayed “Please try to be less stupid while delivering your packeges. Thank you.”  Wow I have had a tough couple of days.

Today I told my sister that she should tuck in her socks. She screamed “GIRATINA!” and ran off… Then I told my brain that it needed to do my math homework. It sayed “NO WAY!” Then i blacked out. I woke up and told my friend that there is a secret recipie for pie that incudes 10 iPods. She said “Ummmm… ok???

Today my brain told me to stop posting these “things”. Then it said sparkels are not edible. Then it said i should see a brain surgeon because it wants to get out of here. After that it said I should go eat some pie and leave it alone. Then it left and everything went blank…

Today my friend told me that there is no such thing as the pie lovers club and that pokemon do not run wild in New York City. Then she told me that Heatblast is not a type of breakfast cereal, and that the oldest person alive is not Albert Einstein. Then she told me that my cat is not a super hero, and that veggies are not types of cake. WEIRD!

Today my friend told me that Webkinz is not a secret chineese fighting skill. She also told me thet applsauce is not taking over Italy, and that a giant pancake never compleatly covered the school. She also told me that the state Wyoming was never a part of Alaska. And then she told me that Barney is not running for president next year. How stupid is SHE!

Today my friend told my sister that it is not ploite to point at ugly people and yell “MUDKIP!”. Then she told her that Heatblast is not a type of deoderant. Then she told her that there is no such planet as Gookinhoomershmitt. She also told her that apples were never types of midevil wepons, and that she shouldn’t brush her teeth when the dog tells her to. She also said that she should listen to her brain, not her arteries. And then she told her to go to school 5 days a week. AND SHE BELEIVED HER!?!?

5 Comments

  1. cucca10229 said,

    October 19, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    *sigh* I feel so lonley….

  2. PUDDINPIE102 said,

    November 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    *sigh* I feel so confused.

  3. cucca10229 said,

    November 14, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    *sigh* Join the club

  4. cucca10229 said,

    December 14, 2008 at 1:18 am

    *sigh* I’m so bored…..

  5. cucca10229 said,

    December 20, 2008 at 3:16 am

    *sigh* This is so annoying


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